Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Check Ya Face.

Well this was a ray of sunshine this morning:


Hello there, Sir. Good morning. I'm going to have to take this question and fire it right back to you, in a less aggressive way: Who exactly are you? Do I know you? Why are you yelling at me? I can only imagine that you are one of the 20 daily e-mails that I recieve on this dating website that simply say "Your pretty, LOL" and then I delete it. (Hey, that's the name of this show!) You see, I delete those e-mails because a) you clearly did not read any part of my profile, and therefore we are in no way a match, b) you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", and c) I dislike the use of LOL in any context, particularly when it's just completely inappropriate. If you are actually sitting in front of your computer thinking "this girl is pretty" and then laughing out loud, I think you are crazy. If you actually wrote the above piece of crap e-mail and then laughed out loud, I think you are crazy evil. If you did neither of those things, then I think you are a liar. So which is it, huh?? Are you crazy or a liar? CHECK YOUR FACE.

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